Cheesy pick-up lines by type →
ISTJ: Stand still so I can pick you up.
ISFJ: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
ESTJ: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
ESFJ: (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
ISTP: Hello. Are you…
This kills me
The INTP pickup line is both clever, humorous, and self-deprecating. It’s perfect.
(Source: the16types.info, via goldenoutcry)
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
(Source: spoclcers-archive, via goldenoutcry)
"I could be the only human left on the planet, and the month of October would still make me feel like I’m in love."
"Call a boy a gentleman and watch his shoulders straighten. Call a girl a lady and watch her spirit turn graceful. Humanity was brought into existence by God speaking words into the void of the universe. We tend to become what we are called."
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As dancers, we know that dance is more than a hobby. Dance is a way of life, it is an identity, it is vital, it is precious, it is love. Dance is love. It occurred to me on a November evening last year that the word “dance” fits rather nicely in the place of “love” in many lyrics and quotes. A…
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How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs
ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute way
INTP~ Intense trolling
INFP~ By the time you figure it out they like someone else
INFJ~ You don’t know and never will
ISTP~ Confronts you directly
ISTJ~ Ultra intense eye contact
ISFJ~ Lots of little glances and smiles
"Intense trolling" pretty much
|reading a foreign language you're trying to learn:||lol this is easy I understand so much of this
|trying to construct sentences in that language:||wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not
I don’t know about you, but I pretty much eat my weight in mints every week. Nobody likes a partner with bad breath. So please, after you’ve eaten anything (even just one cheese cube. Actually, especially after a cheese cube), have a mint.
I am constantly eating mints. Constantly. About to teach a lesson or class? Mint. About to take a lesson or class? Mint. About to start social dancing? Mint. Just took a trip to the snack table? Mint. Just drank some non-water beverage? Mint. Sitting around at the studio doing nothing? Mint. Haven’t had a mint in the last half hour? Mint. Mint, mint, mint. What sucks is that mints make me feel sick. Oh, what I do for the job 😜
I find this romantic.
Bottom one should be a tesseract, though, which is the rotating thing on my blog’s sidebar.
ps. I saved this from somewhere a long time ago and lost the credits. If you know the source, please let me know.