Fiona the Red

Ask   swing dancing, feminism, nerdology, neurology, bibliophilia, INTP things, and a hint of randomness // are you a lindy hopper? check out my swing blog, swingthings.tumblr, and make sure to track #tumblr hoppers!

Cheesy pick-up lines by type →

kpopmbti:


ISTJ: Stand still so I can pick you up.
ISFJ: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
ESTJ: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
ESFJ: (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
ISTP: Hello. Are you…

This kills me
The INTP pickup line is both clever, humorous, and self-deprecating. It’s perfect.

(Source: the16types.info, via goldenoutcry)

— 4 hours ago with 700 notes
madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

(Source: spoclcers-archive, via goldenoutcry)

— 4 hours ago with 487959 notes
"I could be the only human left on the planet, and the month of October would still make me feel like I’m in love."
Life / A. (via aalord)

(via littlewonders92)

— 12 hours ago with 663 notes
"Call a boy a gentleman and watch his shoulders straighten. Call a girl a lady and watch her spirit turn graceful. Humanity was brought into existence by God speaking words into the void of the universe. We tend to become what we are called."
The Medicine of Hope  (via raysofthesun)

(Source: octobermoe, via somepalerose)

— 13 hours ago with 66579 notes
Introducing my new series... [Dance] →

swingthings:

As dancers, we know that dance is more than a hobby. Dance is a way of life, it is an identity, it is vital, it is precious, it is love. Dance is love. It occurred to me on a November evening last year that the word “dance” fits rather nicely in the place of “love” in many lyrics and quotes. A…

Take a look at my new series!

— 1 day ago with 6 notes
How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs

tabby-flenderson:

ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTP~ Awkward
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute way
ESFJ~ Brags
INTP~ Intense trolling
INTJ~ Stalkerish
INFP~ By the time you figure it out they like someone else
INFJ~ You don’t know and never will
ISTP~ Confronts you directly
ISTJ~ Ultra intense eye contact
ISFP~ *blushes
ISFJ~ Lots of little glances and smiles

"Intense trolling" pretty much

(via myersandbriggs)

— 1 day ago with 3554 notes
reading a foreign language you're trying to learn:lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language:wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
— 1 day ago with 175290 notes

punk-roque:

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

(via swing-dancer-for-life)

— 1 day ago with 19175 notes
#the dweeb 
swingthings:

I don’t know about you, but I pretty much eat my weight in mints every week. Nobody likes a partner with bad breath. So please, after you’ve eaten anything (even just one cheese cube. Actually, especially after a cheese cube), have a mint. 

I am constantly eating mints. Constantly. About to teach a lesson or class? Mint. About to take a lesson or class? Mint. About to start social dancing? Mint. Just took a trip to the snack table? Mint. Just drank some non-water beverage? Mint. Sitting around at the studio doing nothing? Mint. Haven’t had a mint in the last half hour? Mint. Mint, mint, mint. What sucks is that mints make me feel sick. Oh, what I do for the job 😜

swingthings:

I don’t know about you, but I pretty much eat my weight in mints every week. Nobody likes a partner with bad breath. So please, after you’ve eaten anything (even just one cheese cube. Actually, especially after a cheese cube), have a mint

I am constantly eating mints. Constantly. About to teach a lesson or class? Mint. About to take a lesson or class? Mint. About to start social dancing? Mint. Just took a trip to the snack table? Mint. Just drank some non-water beverage? Mint. Sitting around at the studio doing nothing? Mint. Haven’t had a mint in the last half hour? Mint. Mint, mint, mint. What sucks is that mints make me feel sick. Oh, what I do for the job 😜

— 1 day ago with 19 notes
eilamona:

I find this romantic.
Bottom one should be a tesseract, though, which is the rotating thing on my blog’s sidebar.
ps. I saved this from somewhere a long time ago and lost the credits. If you know the source, please let me know.

eilamona:

I find this romantic.

Bottom one should be a tesseract, though, which is the rotating thing on my blog’s sidebar.

ps. I saved this from somewhere a long time ago and lost the credits. If you know the source, please let me know.

— 2 days ago with 29 notes